How can you be in an overly tight bus, full of angry people that had just finished fighting for seats in a bus because there is traffic, whose transport fare has just been increased because the driver felt like, and it is pineapple you think you should be eating?

Not the diced pineapple that is already in a bowl, at least that will be better, but the ones that just drip water from your palms to the elbow, inside TRAFFIC!!!! Inside this HEAT that can cook beans!!!! This was my situation few days ago, the only thing that kept me from lashing at the woman was just home training, because she was obviously way older than I am.

People of the most high, we are all here to discuss the things we should not do in a bus, so we can make this country easier for all of us. The country is hard enough, please let us not add to our frustrations by doing stuff that will want somebody to break your head inside bus. I know we should be able to relate to this post.

1. Eating certain kind of food in the bus:

As per this is the one that triggered the post, it has to come first. It is normal to be hungry and want to munch on something in the bus, but it is not considerate to take something that will most likely disturb your neighbor. Why would you want to take watermelon, pineapple, okra, and the likes in the bus when you can have gala, cheeseballs, biscuits, apple? You will be splashing pineapple water everywhere, allowing somebody smell of pineapple, and be irritating somebody. I am particular about pineapple, because I am still pained because of that woman that finished my life with pineapple water. do in a bus, so we can make this country easier for all of us. This country is hard enough, please let us not add to our frustrations

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2. Listening to music without headphones:

If you are part of the people in this category, signify in the comment section, let all of us come together and pray for you. How is it doing you? Did we tell you we want to listen to songs? We can still understand if it is the driver, since it is his bus. But which one is your own? You better use your headphones, or just put your phones in the pocket.

Let me just add those that will be singing along too to this category. If you know that deep down in your mind your voice is not as nice as Simi, Teni, and the likes, please just be nodding your head to the song as you are listening with “your headphones”. Thank you very much as you listen.

3. Sleeping on people:

It is okay to want to rest in the bus, but it is not okay to inconvenience the person sitting next to you while doing that. Try leaning to the front, instead of leaning to the sides. But if we are to reason this matter well, sleep cannot exactly be controlled. In case this one happens to you, it is expedient of you to sincerely apologize to the person.

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4. Receiving calls loudly:

One woman legit put the phone on speaker while talking with someone she was discussing someone else with. You might start to wonder if the speaker of the phone is faulty, it was not faulty at all o. She received calls before and after that particular call without putting it on speaker. I am still thinking why she decided to punish us with what did not concern us. For this particular one, it’s beg we are begging, please don’t shout when you are receiving calls, some of us already have headaches from the whole day’s wahala.

I am sure there are some things I did not mention, please mention them in the comment section so we can all learn from it. And if there is something up there in the post that pertains to you, please change!!! Let us make this country easier for us all, don’t frustrate me as I do not frustrate you.

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    November 29, 2018

    My sister the one that would.pain me pass is when conductor is insulting everybody in the bus and somebody would make matter worse by saying my papa na soldier. Everywhere would now come and scatter

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      November 29, 2018

      Lol, I’m telling you. At this time, I’ll just use earphones to block my ears. Or if it’s interesting, I’ll just be listening and be laughing.

      Thanks Itunu

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    Gbolayo Olawumi

    November 29, 2018

    If you are a plus size, biko pay for two seats and stop making me sit on 50naira space when i paid for 200 naira biko

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      November 29, 2018

      Yass!!!! This is true too, it’s we slim people that suffer this regularly. They’ll be like, how many is your body? I’m with you on this one.

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    November 29, 2018

    To collect money na by force?‍♀️Oya give me my change they won’t even answer.

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      December 3, 2018

      Haa!!! That one too is there o, especially on days that I’m too tired to be shouting for change

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    December 1, 2018

    Nothing annoys me more than the fruits, food and sleeping on my shoulder.

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      December 3, 2018

      I’m telling you!!! It can ruin someone’s almost perfect day???.

      Thank you, DSF

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    December 3, 2018

    I am rolling on the floor with laughter! People do the worst in public transport. The ones that really get on my nerves is when you buy everything that passes by and dump all the waste on the floor!

    Like can’t you just put then in one leather, put in you bag and trash when you get home? Don’t even get me started on the ones that throw the waste through the window. Those ones should be locked away.

    And then, there’s those ones that want to talk about politics, religion, feminism, marriage…in a public transport?! Come on

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      December 3, 2018

      Haa!!! I didn’t even mention those ones. They will throw everything on the floor, and if it’s a long journey, the dirt will just spread and be irritating. We really need to do better!!!

      I was low-key waiting for your comment, Debs. Thank you ??


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