If you have no need to wear glasses before you see properly, just be dropping extra offering in church every Sunday. Not to sound ungrateful, I’ll like to appreciate those who decided being short-sighted is a big deal and discovered lens to help us see well, and as if this kindness is not good enough, they gave us beautiful frames to rock the lens. Doctors call it “myopia”, bullies call it “four eyes”, and we call it “a struggle”.
Let me start with the very common one. Someone will just walk up to you, remove your glasses, and ask how many fingers he has in front of your face. Excuse me brother, I’m not sure you know how it’s doing you, please just be leaving the glasses anywhere I keep it on my face. Or the time you are not wearing your glasses, someone will point to a billboard and ask you to read what is on it, and if you can’t, the person will be like “oh, you really can’t see without glasses”. No, I can see, I just enjoy wearing glasses everyday and every time of my life. *rolls eyes behind glasses*.
Let’s move on to the times we will sleep off with the glasses on,and you will wake up with your glasses directly under your head. If you get lucky, the frames are just bent, not broken. Then you have to endure always adjusting glasses on your face because they are now bent and loose, you can’t even take proper selfies anymore because your glasses are sitting awkwardly on your nose. I am the Queen of gluing frames, you need to contact me for lessons, I can glue anywhere on the frames and it will be just like new. I’ve had years to practice, so don’t mess with the queen.
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This one is the funny one, when it is raining and you don’t know what to do exactly. When you find yourself outside when it is raining, you either take the glasses off and not see OR keep the glasses on and still not see. This is something you might never understand if you don’t use glasses. Guys, the struggle is really real.
Another major struggle is you have to choose between being blind or being hot! You will see a pair of sunglasses that will really look good on you, you would have started picking the amazing outfit that will go with it, and BOOM! you remember you are already stuck with a pair of glasses you need to be able to see. You will just humbly drop the sunglasses, and be asking yourself who you really offended. Have you been to the cinemas to watch a 3D movie? and you have to wear the 3D googles over your glasses, let me leave you to picture the rest in your head.
Lastly, when you are in church and they are either doing miracle or healing service. If they mistakenly mention the case of those wearing glasses, just remove your glasses and put it somewhere. If you do not do this, people around you will just be looking at you one kind, you probably have a demon inside you that is resisting the great power of God.
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If you wear glasses and you do not drop a comment after saying thank you on your behalf, don’t let me just say what will happen. If you have also bullied those that wear glasses, please drop a comment too. I will love to hear from you, especially you that just read this part! Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share.